1 00:00:01,230 --> 00:00:02,710 Na girma, na ga ranar haihuwa 2 00:00:02,710 --> 00:00:04,650 a matsayin damar biki tare da abokaina. 3 00:00:05,070 --> 00:00:07,120 ko aƙalla, aboki ɗaya 4 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:10,330 wanda mahaifiyata ta dauki hayar, wanda ya zama dan iska. 5 00:00:12,140 --> 00:00:15,810 A zamanin yau, ina shagali kamar maye Reese Witherspoon. 6 00:00:15,810 --> 00:00:18,540 Ni ɗan ƙasar Amurka ne, 7 00:00:18,550 --> 00:00:20,430 kuma ina kan kasar Amurka! 8 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:26,220 Abin takaici, ba kowa bane ke tunanin rayuwa biki ce, 9 00:00:26,220 --> 00:00:29,040 da kuma "Ba kowa ba," ina nufin Henry. 10 00:00:29,050 --> 00:00:32,350 Wayar hannu ita ce tsawo na hannu. 11 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:35,340 A zahiri, ainihin saman na'urar salularka 12 00:00:35,340 --> 00:00:38,700 gida ne ga dubban ƙwayoyin cuta, ƙwayoyin cuta, da ƙwayoyin cuta, 13 00:00:38,700 --> 00:00:40,270 mai iya haifar da komai daga 14 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:42,550 ciwon huhu zuwa diphtheria kuma mai yiwuwa -- 15 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:43,410 Aids! 16 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:45,630 N-a'a, ba taimako. 17 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:46,910 Ebola? 18 00:00:48,140 --> 00:00:50,260 Waɗannan su ne biyun da na fi damuwa da su. 19 00:00:50,270 --> 00:00:52,970 Charlie, ba zan yi shakkar mace ku ba! 20 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:53,840 Matsar! 21 00:00:54,420 --> 00:00:55,900 - Charlie! - Yi hakuri, yallabai. 22 00:00:55,900 --> 00:00:57,710 Ta fi karfina. 23 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:01,420 Eh ita ce. Yaya zan iya taimaka ma ku? 24 00:01:01,430 --> 00:01:05,750 Kun san da kyau ina nan kan kasuwancin kamfani na hukuma. 25 00:01:05,780 --> 00:01:07,290 Mu dai mu shawo kan lamarin. 26 00:01:07,290 --> 00:01:09,090 Kar kaji haushina. 27 00:01:09,090 --> 00:01:10,590 Ban fito da manufar ba. 28 00:01:10,590 --> 00:01:12,700 - Bana kuma bukatar lacca! - Lafiya. 29 00:01:12,890 --> 00:01:14,360 - Shirya? - Na shirya. 30 00:01:15,030 --> 00:01:15,810 Tafi 31 00:01:16,380 --> 00:01:24,650 {\ an9} Barka da ranar haihuwa a gare ku 32 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:25,260 Ranar haihuwar ku ce?! 33 00:01:24,650 --> 00:01:31,330 {\ an9} Barka da ranar haihuwa masoyi Henry-y-y-y 34 00:01:31,430 --> 00:01:33,400 {\ an9} Barka da ranar haihuwa a gare ku 35 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:34,910 Asabar ita ce ranar haihuwata. 36 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:37,420 Manufar ita ce waƙar "Happy Birthday" waƙar 37 00:01:37,420 --> 00:01:40,340 dole ne a gudanar da shi a kan ko kafin ranar haihuwar ma'aikaci, 38 00:01:40,340 --> 00:01:41,910 kuma ba na aiki a ranar Asabar, don haka ... 39 00:01:41,910 --> 00:01:43,630 Na gode, Charmonique. An yi mini hidima. 40 00:01:43,630 --> 00:01:44,680 Yanzu, idan za ku yi mana uzuri, 41 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:47,190 Ni da Eliza mun makara don ganawa da RandD. 42 00:01:50,220 --> 00:01:51,870 Na tuba. Ba na jin daɗin bikin. 43 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:53,200 Ranar haihuwar ku ta sauka a karshen mako? 44 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,990 Kuna rayuwa mafarkina. 45 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:57,240 B-rana na gaba ya faɗi ranar talata mara hankali. 46 00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:58,330 Kada ku wulakanta ranar Talata. 47 00:01:58,330 --> 00:01:59,430 Talatu ba su yi muku komai ba. 48 00:01:59,430 --> 00:02:01,840 Don haka, me za ku yi don bikin? 49 00:02:02,540 --> 00:02:03,680 Ban tabbata ba. 50 00:02:03,770 --> 00:02:05,240 Ni da Julia za mu iya cin abincin dare. 51 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:07,560 Banda wannan, ina fatan in wanke carport dina, 52 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,800 watakila gama wannan shirin akan ƙananan gidaje. 53 00:02:10,140 --> 00:02:12,360 - Wanene ya zalunce ku? - Menene? 54 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,560 Me ya sa kake yadda kake? 55 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:17,820 Akwai shi! Yaron ranar haihuwa! 56 00:02:17,950 --> 00:02:20,760 Na samu wani abu. Kada ku yi ƙoƙarin gujewa shi. 57 00:02:21,470 --> 00:02:23,540 Kar ku kuskura ku gwada ku guje shi! 58 00:02:23,540 --> 00:02:26,120 Yana karewa! Shi dodg-- kai! 59 00:02:50,910 --> 00:02:52,030 Yaron ranar haihuwa? 60 00:02:52,420 --> 00:02:53,570 Ban sani ba, yallabai. 61 00:02:54,030 --> 00:02:56,080 Yana ƙara girma da shekaru. 62 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:58,540 Ina sha'awar hakan. 63 00:02:59,060 --> 00:03:00,210 Ka ga ya samu haka. 64 00:03:02,730 --> 00:03:05,190 Duk wannan don gudun kada mutane su ba ku kyauta? 65 00:03:07,830 --> 00:03:10,470 Abin da ya ƙunshi kyauta gabaɗaya ce ta zahiri. 66 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:13,030 A cikin kwarewata, abokan aiki suna canzawa 67 00:03:13,030 --> 00:03:16,400 tsakanin arha, abubuwan da ba na mutum ba kamar wannan ɓangaren da aka yi amfani da su 68 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,160 Katin kyauta na brisket na Barry daga Larry 69 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:20,760 da kuma abubuwan da ba su dace ba kamar haka ... 70 00:03:21,930 --> 00:03:25,140 Mabudin wasiƙar hauren giwa mai haɗari daga Saperstein. 71 00:03:25,140 --> 00:03:27,420 Henry, kun shafe makonni kuna burge ni 72 00:03:27,420 --> 00:03:29,510 Muhimmancin kyawawan halaye da jin daɗin zamantakewa. 73 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:31,360 Babu yadda zan ba ku kyautar ranar haihuwa. 74 00:03:31,370 --> 00:03:32,440 Daidai isa. 75 00:03:33,030 --> 00:03:34,870 Sannan ina ba ku aikin nemo wani abu na sirri -- 76 00:03:35,250 --> 00:03:36,440 ma'ana, duk da haka tawali'u. 77 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:38,960 Lafiya. Amma, um... 78 00:03:39,690 --> 00:03:41,950 Zan iya kwafi wannan katin kyautar brisket na Barry? 79 00:03:41,950 --> 00:03:44,960 Domin ni hella rataye ne, kuma yana, kamar, ba ko da la'asar ba. 80 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:46,270 - Ci gaba. - Na gode. 81 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:50,590 Me kuke tsammani Henry zai fi so -- 82 00:03:50,590 --> 00:03:53,920 matashin kai na tempur-pedic ko mug da ke cewa "Ina nufin kasuwanci!"? 83 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:55,690 - Mug. - Dukansu suna jin muni. 84 00:03:55,690 --> 00:03:58,510 Ya ce yana son wani abu mai ladabi amma mai ma'ana. 85 00:03:58,510 --> 00:03:59,450 Me ya kamata in yi -- 86 00:03:59,450 --> 00:04:01,360 Kama da kunsa kyauta Cate Blanchett? 87 00:04:01,370 --> 00:04:03,650 Oh, ka san wanda na ko da yaushe so in kama? 88 00:04:04,370 --> 00:04:05,370 Clive Owen. 89 00:04:06,300 --> 00:04:07,520 Ina tsammanin yana da girma. 90 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:09,800 Ee, amma ba shi da irin Clive Owen a cikin komai ba? 91 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:10,940 Oh, wannan ba adalci ba ne. 92 00:04:11,090 --> 00:04:13,420 Za mu iya mayar da hankali, don Allah? Mu yi tunani. 93 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,530 Menene abin da Henry ba shi da shi? 94 00:04:18,180 --> 00:04:19,400 Nishaɗi. 95 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:26,040 Jira, akwai gaskiya a cikin ƙonawar ku mai ban dariya. 96 00:04:26,390 --> 00:04:28,200 Me game da party? 97 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,290 Zan iya jefa Henry bikin nishaɗi 98 00:04:30,290 --> 00:04:31,390 tare da kek da farar damisa -- 99 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,350 ina ciki! ina ciki! Ina zuwa -- babu ja da baya! 100 00:04:33,350 --> 00:04:34,920 Ban sani ba. 101 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:37,290 Henry ba ya kama da irin mutumin "Fun party". 102 00:04:37,290 --> 00:04:38,440 Ya fi kama da 103 00:04:38,530 --> 00:04:40,990 "bari a bar shagali da wuri don gujewa zirga-zirga" irin mutumin. 104 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:43,430 A daina faɗin abubuwan gaskiya! 105 00:04:43,430 --> 00:04:46,310 Sidebar -- akwai wanda yake son wannan? 106 00:04:58,990 --> 00:05:00,370 Ya Ubangiji! 107 00:05:00,370 --> 00:05:01,700 Na dauka ku posum ne! 108 00:05:02,540 --> 00:05:03,360 Ba ni ba. 109 00:05:03,630 --> 00:05:05,030 Me kuke yi a can?! 110 00:05:05,170 --> 00:05:06,910 - Jira har zuwa tsakar dare. - Me da tsakar dare? 111 00:05:06,910 --> 00:05:08,560 Ranar haihuwar ku, dummy. 112 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:09,490 Bude sama. 113 00:05:13,470 --> 00:05:16,180 - Gaba! - Jira, jira, jira, jira, jira. 114 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:17,700 To, yanzu. Bude sama. 115 00:05:19,910 --> 00:05:22,180 Tikiti biyu zuwa Blues Traveler. 116 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,770 Shiru yayi. 117 00:05:26,770 --> 00:05:27,650 Wani bangare makaho. 118 00:05:27,650 --> 00:05:29,960 Blues Traveler shine ƙungiyar da kuka fi so, dama? 119 00:05:30,990 --> 00:05:33,240 A fasaha, zama memba na zuwa sojojin John Popper 120 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:34,660 ya kare shekaru 20 da suka gabata. 121 00:05:35,370 --> 00:05:37,450 Amma, uh, na kasance ina son su. 122 00:05:37,830 --> 00:05:39,480 Dakata, ta yaya kuka sani? 123 00:05:40,370 --> 00:05:42,790 Ni dai na zage-zage kowane mutum daya a cikin aji na kammala karatun ku, 124 00:05:42,790 --> 00:05:44,680 sun leka dukkan hotunansu na Facebook 125 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:46,260 har na samu daya daga 1994 126 00:05:46,260 --> 00:05:47,960 cewa za a iya ganin ku a bango, 127 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:51,460 wasa m, ɗan bera wutsiya da kuma Blues Traveler T-shirt. 128 00:05:52,140 --> 00:05:54,590 A cikin 90s, wannan abu ne mai karɓuwa. 129 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:56,770 Na gode Eliza. Sannu da aikatawa. 130 00:05:57,340 --> 00:05:58,730 Kun cim ma aikin. 131 00:05:59,170 --> 00:06:01,590 "Kin cika aikin." 132 00:06:02,610 --> 00:06:05,380 To, na gode, masoyi. Ba ku da kanku sosai. 133 00:06:05,380 --> 00:06:08,120 A’a, abin da Henry ya ce ke nan lokacin da na ba shi kyautar ranar haihuwarsa. 134 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:10,180 Ya kamata in damu cewa kana kwanciya tsirara 135 00:06:10,180 --> 00:06:11,470 a gado tare da ni, tunanin Henry? 136 00:06:11,470 --> 00:06:13,660 Na samu tikitin zuwa Blues Traveler don ranar haihuwarsa, 137 00:06:13,660 --> 00:06:16,780 kuma ina tsammanin zai kasance, kamar, ɗan ƙara, kai, farin ciki! 138 00:06:17,150 --> 00:06:20,380 A cikin tsaronsa, tikitin jam-band ba su da daɗi. 139 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:23,750 Ya ce "Mai ladabi da ma'ana." 140 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:26,620 To, kawai ka ba mutumin takarda guda biyu. 141 00:06:26,930 --> 00:06:28,450 To, na so in yi masa liyafa. 142 00:06:28,450 --> 00:06:30,560 To, me ya sa ba ku yi ba? Jam'iyyun suna da ban mamaki. 143 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,500 Domin kowa ya ce Henry ba zai so ɗaya ba. 144 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:34,350 Ku zo. Kowa yana son daya. 145 00:06:34,350 --> 00:06:37,390 Shi ya sa abubuwa masu mahimmanci ke ƙarewa a cikin biki. 146 00:06:37,390 --> 00:06:41,140 Ka yi tunani game da shi - mutuwa, aure, Mayu 5th, kwallon kafa. 147 00:06:41,150 --> 00:06:43,890 Oh, Allahna, jarirai, Oscars, guguwa -- 148 00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:45,270 Duk sun zo da shagali! 149 00:06:45,270 --> 00:06:46,820 To, wannan ya daidaita shi. 150 00:06:46,820 --> 00:06:48,220 Yayin da Henry yake a wannan wasan kwaikwayo, 151 00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:49,630 Ina kutsawa gidansa, 152 00:06:49,900 --> 00:06:51,390 jefa masa biki mamaki. 153 00:06:51,610 --> 00:06:54,040 Zai yi tunanin ya ƙi shi, amma sai zai kasance 154 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:55,690 kamar ku da "Gashin Gobe." 155 00:06:55,690 --> 00:06:57,030 Ah, ina son "Edge of Gobe." 156 00:06:57,030 --> 00:06:59,180 Oh, na sani, amma, asali, ba kwa son kallon sa 157 00:06:59,180 --> 00:07:00,600 saboda har yanzu kun kasance mahaukaci game da "Jack Reacher." 158 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,970 Tom Cruise ba shi da kasuwanci wasa Jack Reacher! 159 00:07:04,690 --> 00:07:05,930 Ya kamata ya kasance Chris Hemsworth. 160 00:07:05,930 --> 00:07:09,140 Amma sai mun kalli shi akan buƙata, kuma kuna son shi sosai 161 00:07:09,150 --> 00:07:12,160 kuma ya kawar da duk wani mummunan jini tsakanin ku da T-cruise. 162 00:07:13,180 --> 00:07:14,640 Jira, don haka, mun yarda kawai 163 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:17,000 don jefa Henry biki ko kallon fim din Tom Cruise? 164 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,580 Duka. Zan kira game da keg. 165 00:07:18,580 --> 00:07:19,910 Kun saka "The Last Samurai." 166 00:07:19,910 --> 00:07:21,940 Ba shi da kasuwanci yana wasa samurai na ƙarshe! 167 00:07:24,420 --> 00:07:25,780 Sabanin ku... 168 00:07:26,590 --> 00:07:28,140 Daren yana matashi. 169 00:07:28,850 --> 00:07:30,280 Wannan shi ne kawai ɗan haƙarƙarin ranar haihuwa. 170 00:07:31,130 --> 00:07:32,690 Ina fatan ban yi nisa ba. 171 00:07:32,690 --> 00:07:34,770 Ba komai. Wannan shine matakin da ya dace. 172 00:07:35,110 --> 00:07:35,910 Lafiya. 173 00:07:36,380 --> 00:07:38,950 Amma, da gaske, jama'a... 174 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:41,070 Me za ku ji daɗin yin bayan abincin dare? 175 00:07:41,070 --> 00:07:42,750 Na karanta Fowler Museum 176 00:07:42,750 --> 00:07:45,680 yana da nuni mai ban sha'awa akan hanyar cinikin volga. 177 00:07:45,710 --> 00:07:46,960 Duk hanyar? 178 00:07:46,980 --> 00:07:48,980 Daga Uppsala zuwa Tekun Caspian. 179 00:07:48,980 --> 00:07:51,560 To, ina son kasuwancin tushen kogi. 180 00:07:52,020 --> 00:07:53,900 Amma a zahiri ina tunanin za mu iya... 181 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:56,850 duba wani kide kide kide kide kide kide kide kide, Traveler. 182 00:07:57,930 --> 00:07:58,750 Na tuba? 183 00:07:58,750 --> 00:08:01,100 Wauta ce, amma a da na kasance dan fanka. 184 00:08:01,100 --> 00:08:03,110 kuma na sami waɗannan tikitin ranar haihuwata. 185 00:08:03,110 --> 00:08:06,350 Na ... Ina tsammanin zai iya zama safari na al'adu. 186 00:08:07,100 --> 00:08:09,730 More kamar al'ada "Yi hakuri." 187 00:08:12,430 --> 00:08:14,150 Zan kasance a nan duk dare. 188 00:08:14,170 --> 00:08:16,250 Wannan abin mamaki ne. Barka da warhaka. 189 00:08:16,250 --> 00:08:19,370 Oh. Yayin da Henry ya ji daɗin batsa mai ban sha'awa tare da budurwarsa mai ban sha'awa, 190 00:08:19,370 --> 00:08:22,170 Na shiga gidansa mai ban sha'awa don shirya wani abu mai daɗi. 191 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:24,290 Faɗa min idan an yi fiye da haka -- 192 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,140 Basil-strawberry vodka luge 193 00:08:26,140 --> 00:08:29,110 wanda ke ɓarna akan ƴan rawan keji na bisexual uku ko huɗu. 194 00:08:29,340 --> 00:08:31,970 Eliza, wannan shine Henry da muke magana akai, dama? 195 00:08:32,310 --> 00:08:34,510 To, zan raba muku wasu hikimar jam'iyya 196 00:08:34,510 --> 00:08:37,180 wanda yarona Checkers ya tabbatar sau uku, 197 00:08:37,180 --> 00:08:39,410 wane ne bouncer, tsohon abokin zama na jami'a Gyada, 198 00:08:39,410 --> 00:08:40,730 kuma wannan bawan na san mai suna whiskers, 199 00:08:40,730 --> 00:08:42,120 wanda ke bude kulob a cikin gari. 200 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,000 Me yasa duk abokanka suna da sunayen cat? 201 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:45,090 Suna yi kawai. 202 00:08:45,390 --> 00:08:46,600 Kun shirya? Gashi nan. 203 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:49,150 Dole ne bikin ya dace da mai bikin. 204 00:08:49,150 --> 00:08:51,090 Ba za ku sami Puff Daddy gidan bouncy ba, 205 00:08:51,090 --> 00:08:53,360 ko karamin yaro 12 lokuta na ciroc. 206 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:56,490 Kun sauke shi. Na kama shi -- ilimi. 207 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:58,300 Huh. Aikina a nan ya yi. 208 00:08:58,300 --> 00:08:59,190 To, hey, ina za ku? 209 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:01,020 Na ce barasa yana buɗe kulob a cikin gari. 210 00:09:01,020 --> 00:09:02,360 Duk yaran nawa za su kasance a wurin -- 211 00:09:02,370 --> 00:09:05,500 Mittens, Bandit, Garfield, 212 00:09:05,550 --> 00:09:07,740 Felix, Azrael, Heathcliff. 213 00:09:07,740 --> 00:09:09,730 Ok, n-yanzu kawai kuna rikici da ni. 214 00:09:09,740 --> 00:09:10,640 Eh nine 215 00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:11,490 A'a, amma, da gaske, 216 00:09:11,490 --> 00:09:13,390 Dole ne in je in hadu da Sylvester da Hobbes. 217 00:09:19,070 --> 00:09:20,510 Mu Rusted Courage, 218 00:09:20,510 --> 00:09:22,740 kuma T-shirt din mu uku ne daya! 219 00:09:22,740 --> 00:09:25,260 Na gaba, Blues Traveler! 220 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:35,400 Shin zai yi haka duk dare? 221 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,520 Ina so in ji wadanda "whoos"! 222 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:39,700 Ina ji haka. 223 00:09:40,210 --> 00:09:42,420 Kowa da alama yana jin daɗin giyar tasa. 224 00:09:42,420 --> 00:09:43,460 Za ku kula daya? 225 00:09:43,460 --> 00:09:46,960 Bayan an biya $30 don yin parking, ban tabbata ba za mu iya yin hakan. 226 00:09:47,590 --> 00:09:50,640 Da kyau, za mu fara wannan tare da wasu sabbin abubuwa! 227 00:09:51,170 --> 00:09:53,790 Amma ku mutanen sun zo nan don wasu sabbin abubuwa, dama? 228 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:55,250 Barwanci nake. 229 00:09:55,250 --> 00:09:57,240 Ba zan so in ba ku gudu ba. 230 00:10:10,950 --> 00:10:13,010 Julia, na gode don jure wannan. 231 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:15,390 Ina nan don nostalgia fiye da soyayyar -- 232 00:10:15,390 --> 00:10:18,820 {\ an9} Oh sau ɗaya a kan mafarkin tsakar dare 233 00:10:18,820 --> 00:10:21,340 {\ an9} Na farka da wani abu a kaina 234 00:10:22,090 --> 00:10:24,860 {\ an9} Ba zan iya tserewa daga ƙwaƙwalwar ajiya ba 235 00:10:24,870 --> 00:10:25,970 Kuna son toshe kunne? 236 00:10:26,450 --> 00:10:28,270 Na san muna kusa da matakin, amma -- 237 00:10:28,270 --> 00:10:30,290 Har yanzu kuna da bututu, Popper! 238 00:10:30,310 --> 00:10:32,710 A'a, eh, har yanzu kuna yi! 239 00:10:32,710 --> 00:10:34,140 Ya Allah, ya nuna ni! 240 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:38,000 A-hakika, ina tsammanin ina son wasu abubuwan kunne! 241 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,610 To, za ku so in je in samo muku? 242 00:10:39,610 --> 00:10:40,440 Eh, to, zan iya -- 243 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:43,640 {\ an9} Eh, yi min barkwanci kuma ka gaya mani ƙarya 244 00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:47,070 {\ an9} To, ni ma zan yi ƙarya, in ce ban damu ba 245 00:10:47,070 --> 00:10:50,220 {\ an9} Kuma kamar yadda muke nema, haka za mu samu 246 00:10:50,220 --> 00:10:53,400 {\ an9} Kuma idan kuna jin buɗewa, zan kasance a nan har yanzu 247 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:56,370 {\ an9} Amma ba tare da wani takamaiman matakin tsoro ba 248 00:10:56,370 --> 00:10:59,380 {\an9} Abin da zai kasance tare da ku da ni 249 00:10:59,380 --> 00:11:02,690 {\ an9} Har yanzu ina iya ganin abubuwa da fatan 250 00:11:02,690 --> 00:11:05,060 Zan iya zuwa siyan buhun gyada! 251 00:11:05,070 --> 00:11:08,570 {\ an9} Me yasa kuke son ba da gudumawa! 252 00:11:08,590 --> 00:11:12,260 {\ an9} Ee, hanya ce mai tabbatacciyar hanya don saurin ɓacin rai 253 00:11:12,390 --> 00:11:17,610 {\an9} Lokacin da duk abin da yake yi yana rage ni 254 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,990 Ee! 255 00:11:21,140 --> 00:11:23,540 Don haka, kamar yadda muka sani, abin da Henry ya fi so 256 00:11:23,540 --> 00:11:25,470 a duk fadin duniya... 257 00:11:26,260 --> 00:11:26,970 Ni 258 00:11:26,970 --> 00:11:28,980 Kusa. Yana aiki ko wurin aiki. 259 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:30,400 Dama. Na san haka. 260 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,600 Kuma tun yau ne ranar da aka haifi Henry. 261 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:33,720 Ina so in yi murna sosai 262 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:35,430 ta hanyar kawo masa abin da ya fi so. 263 00:11:35,430 --> 00:11:38,400 don haka bikin ranar haihuwa mai taken ofishin Henry! 264 00:11:39,470 --> 00:11:41,090 Me ya sa ba mu yi shi kawai a ofis ba? 265 00:11:41,090 --> 00:11:44,040 Uh, ga dalilin da ya sa ban yi tunanin haka ba. 266 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:45,800 Akwai wasu tambayoyi? 267 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:50,230 Shin har yanzu ina aiki da Henry, ko ni baƙo ne a nan? 268 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,380 Eh, nine ubangidansa? 269 00:11:52,380 --> 00:11:53,970 Ina nufin, zan iya gaya masa abin da zai yi a daren nan? 270 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,670 Haka ne, kuma a'a. 271 00:11:55,670 --> 00:11:57,320 Yayi kyau. Yayi kyau. 272 00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:59,040 Ina murna kawai ba sai na sha ni kadai ba. 273 00:11:59,050 --> 00:12:01,440 Wannan shine ruhun! ehh?! 274 00:12:01,740 --> 00:12:05,200 Kowa, kawai ku sha tare da Larry, kamar yadda za ku yi a wurin aiki. 275 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:08,350 Uh...ba wanda ya kamata ya sha a wurin aiki. 276 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:09,810 - A'a - Lafiya. 277 00:12:09,820 --> 00:12:12,620 Yi niƙa kawai kuma kada ku yi komai, kamar yadda za ku yi a wurin aiki. 278 00:12:13,090 --> 00:12:14,190 A bayyane, 279 00:12:14,490 --> 00:12:17,980 kowa ya kamata yayi aiki a...aiki. 280 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:19,580 Lafiya. 281 00:12:19,580 --> 00:12:23,730 Yi aiki kamar kuna su-u-u-per mai aiki kuma gaba ɗaya natsuwa, 282 00:12:23,740 --> 00:12:26,030 da yawa kamar za ku yi a wurin aiki. 283 00:12:26,030 --> 00:12:27,110 Yayi kyau. Yayi kyau. 284 00:12:30,830 --> 00:12:33,410 Ranar haihuwa mai taken ofishin Henry. Zan iya taimaka muku? 285 00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:35,410 Eliza, UNICEF ce. 286 00:12:35,730 --> 00:12:37,590 Wanene a nan yake kula da gudummawar Henry? 287 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,270 Raj. 288 00:12:38,270 --> 00:12:39,140 Me yasa Raj? 289 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:41,080 Sannu? 290 00:12:42,540 --> 00:12:44,240 To bari in gani. 291 00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:46,300 Yana da katon zuciya, 292 00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:49,800 don haka ina tsammanin zai dauki nauyin, uh, 50? 293 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,700 Shin yara 50 za su yi kyau? 294 00:12:51,830 --> 00:12:53,740 - Tabbas, farawa ne. - Wannan yana da kyau. Hakan yayi kyau. 295 00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:55,840 Oh, oh, na gani. 296 00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:59,480 Don ƙarin ƴan daloli, za mu iya siyan ƴaƴan Henry rijiya. 297 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,050 Na amince da wannan shawarar. 298 00:13:01,940 --> 00:13:04,480 To, eh, Henry zai so 299 00:13:04,490 --> 00:13:06,700 domin ya siya ma ‘ya’yansa ruwan sha mai tsafta. 300 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:08,410 Amfani da katin akan fayil. 301 00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:10,680 A'a, na gode. 302 00:13:12,140 --> 00:13:13,210 Yayi kyau, Raj. 303 00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:15,370 Ba daidai shan champagne ba ne 304 00:13:15,370 --> 00:13:17,140 kashe dan wasan keji keji. 305 00:13:17,490 --> 00:13:19,030 Amma shi ne irin buttoned-up fun 306 00:13:19,030 --> 00:13:20,440 Henry zai yarda. 307 00:13:20,820 --> 00:13:23,050 {\ an9} Oh, bari mu zama na gaske 308 00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:25,950 {\an9} Babban 309 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:34,560 Hon, ka ga solo na?! 310 00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:36,660 Kin ga solo dina mai dadi, hon?! 311 00:13:36,670 --> 00:13:37,840 Dadi sosai! 312 00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:43,350 Julia, Ina tsammanin ina magana da Wayne 313 00:13:43,350 --> 00:13:44,770 da sauran sauran matafiya 314 00:13:44,770 --> 00:13:46,330 lokacin da na ce kana zaluntar mellow. 315 00:13:46,330 --> 00:13:48,630 Wannan shine jigon. 316 00:13:49,290 --> 00:13:50,600 Gafara, Wayne. 317 00:13:50,990 --> 00:13:52,420 Ee, ina tsammanin zan taka waje. 318 00:13:52,420 --> 00:13:54,580 Jira. Jira. Kin bata min rai? 319 00:13:54,610 --> 00:13:55,880 Za a iya cire wannan hular? 320 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,330 Ina cikin wahala sosai 321 00:13:57,330 --> 00:13:59,140 - ɗaukar ku da gaske da wannan hular. - Iya. 322 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:02,540 - Kuna tafiya? Mu gaba daya - A'a, a'a, ba dole ba ne. 323 00:14:02,540 --> 00:14:04,270 Kawai, nine likitan kira, 324 00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:06,650 kuma liyafar a nan tana da ban tsoro. 325 00:14:06,650 --> 00:14:07,860 Oh, jira. Zan tafi tare da ku. 326 00:14:07,860 --> 00:14:09,240 A'a, I-Zan -- mu duka za mu tafi. 327 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,840 Bari in yi bankwana da musayar bayanai da -- 328 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:13,100 {\ an9} A tsotse shi, a tsotse shi, a tsotse shi. Yana da P.C.,, yana kashe ni. 329 00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:14,880 {\ an9} Idan kana yin tin tin ko Anne Boleyn 330 00:14:14,890 --> 00:14:16,620 {\an9} Make a desperate move or else you'll win 331 00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:18,880 {\ an9} Sa'an nan kuma fara ganin abin da kuke yi da ni 332 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,580 {\ an9} Wannan MTV ba na kyauta ba ne 333 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,870 {\ an9} Don haka ina yi maka waka ta soyayya 334 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:25,250 {\an9} Soyayya! 335 00:14:31,860 --> 00:14:33,350 Na san hakan zai faru. 336 00:14:33,910 --> 00:14:36,440 Ka ga wannan shi ya sa ba kasafai nake barin komai ya tsaya ba. 337 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,580 Kar ka damu da lamarin, dan uwa. 338 00:14:38,590 --> 00:14:40,640 Idan na san wani abu game da wani abu, 339 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,320 kugiya zata dawo da ita. 340 00:14:43,670 --> 00:14:46,330 Kuma idan ba haka ba, za ku iya zama tare da ni koyaushe. 341 00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:05,000 Yallabai, zan iya sa ka sanya hannu kan wannan cak na kayan ofis? 342 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,610 Tunda muna aiki a nan, na yi tunanin zan sake yin oda toner. 343 00:15:08,070 --> 00:15:08,970 Na gode, Joan. 344 00:15:08,980 --> 00:15:10,220 Kuma zan tunatar da ku kawai, 345 00:15:10,220 --> 00:15:13,390 kuna da mamaki tare da Henry yana zuwa a cikin mintuna biyar. 346 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:17,090 Joan, wannan ofishin karya zai ruguje ba tare da kai ba. 347 00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:18,130 Na gode yallabai. 348 00:15:19,430 --> 00:15:21,200 Barka da ranar haihuwa! 349 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:22,550 Mamaki! 350 00:15:22,550 --> 00:15:25,030 - Me ke faruwa a nan? - Happy ofis party! 351 00:15:27,740 --> 00:15:29,050 Barka da ranar haihuwa! 352 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,830 Happy ofis party, Henry. 353 00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:33,360 Wannan babba ne ko menene? 354 00:15:33,370 --> 00:15:35,410 Eliza ta sami jakunkuna na aiki! 355 00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:38,260 Henry, yaranku suna matuƙar fatan kasancewa a nan, 356 00:15:38,260 --> 00:15:40,650 amma ba su da hanyar sufurin zamani. 357 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:43,940 Eliza, zan iya magana da ke cikin sirri na ɗan lokaci? 358 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:45,070 Lafiya. 359 00:15:47,650 --> 00:15:48,920 Oh, mutum. 360 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,190 Don haka, kun ji daɗi a wurin wasan kwaikwayo? 361 00:15:52,210 --> 00:15:52,930 A'a. 362 00:15:52,930 --> 00:15:55,750 Da gaske? To me yasa kuka sayi fatauci? 363 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,640 Kada ka damu kanka da fataucina. 364 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:00,900 Ina cewa, babu wanda ya sayi T-shirt 365 00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:03,500 don tunawa da wani shagali da ba su ji daɗi ba. 366 00:16:04,010 --> 00:16:05,640 Me yasa mutanen nan suke a gidana? 367 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,460 Yaya mutanen nan a gidana? 368 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:09,830 Shin kun san taga bandakin ku 369 00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:10,990 iya dace da size 2? 370 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:13,880 To, Henry, wannan shine "Jack Reacher" 371 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:14,830 rabon yamma. 372 00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:16,140 A yanzu, kun ƙi shi, 373 00:16:16,140 --> 00:16:18,690 amma daga karshe za ku sassauta, kuma -- 374 00:16:18,690 --> 00:16:19,740 Shin kun ga "Babban Gobe"? 375 00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:21,380 Eh, kuma na fita. 376 00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:22,840 Ƙari ga haka, ba na son "Jack Reacher," 377 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:24,410 ko "Vanilla Sky." 378 00:16:24,410 --> 00:16:25,870 Na yi dumi a kan "Cocktail," 379 00:16:25,870 --> 00:16:27,280 Yana son "Tropic Thunder" duk da shi, 380 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:29,470 kuma, sannu, ba shi da kasuwanci kasancewarsa Samurai na Ƙarshe! 381 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:31,030 Ya kamata ya kasance Chris Hemsworth. 382 00:16:31,030 --> 00:16:32,980 Hukumar Lafiya ta Duniya? A'a, a'a! 383 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:37,200 Abin da nake so in yi a daren nan shi ne in zauna shiru 384 00:16:37,210 --> 00:16:39,150 kuma a gama daftarin aiki akan ƙananan gidaje. 385 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:40,900 Amma a maimakon haka, a kan mafi kyawun hukunci na, 386 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,760 Na yi rawa kamar ba wanda ke kallo. 387 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:45,170 - Amma wani ya kasance. - Julia? 388 00:16:45,210 --> 00:16:47,970 Ban ji tsoron gaya muku ba, an yi katabus a kashe. 389 00:16:48,370 --> 00:16:49,160 Don ita. 390 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:50,750 Ina nufin, taron sun so shi, 391 00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:54,100 kuma na yi abokina mai suna Wayne, amma Julia ta tafi da wuri. 392 00:16:54,110 --> 00:16:56,430 To, wannan yana da kyau game da Wayne, huh? 393 00:16:56,450 --> 00:17:01,030 Yanzu kuma na dawo gida in samu, a madadin kwanciyar hankali da natsuwa. 394 00:17:01,510 --> 00:17:02,870 kun yiwa gidana barkono 395 00:17:02,870 --> 00:17:05,600 tare da abokan aiki Ba ni da sha'awar yin biki tare da! 396 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:08,270 Tawaga, ina ganin lokaci yayi da zan... 397 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:09,350 agogon waje. 398 00:17:10,550 --> 00:17:14,840 Zan gan ku da safiyar Litinin...a cikin ofis na gaske. 399 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:16,500 Yallabai, bari in wuce-- 400 00:17:20,110 --> 00:17:21,850 Lallai ya zama da wahala a samu kowa da kowa 401 00:17:21,850 --> 00:17:23,240 so in yi bikin ranar haihuwa. 402 00:17:24,590 --> 00:17:25,460 Amma a matsayin wanda ya sani 403 00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:27,240 me ake cewa ranar haihuwar su kadai, 404 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,180 a debe super bichy clown ... 405 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,720 ... Zan iya gaya muku da farko cewa abin sha'awa ne! 406 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:33,890 Eliza... 407 00:17:43,490 --> 00:17:46,080 Mata biyu ne masu ban mamaki 408 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:48,840 tare da kyawawan maruƙa masu ƙarfi... 409 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:53,690 kuma warai ... m ruhohi. 410 00:17:53,690 --> 00:17:56,140 - Ba mu da uku, Larry. - Mnh-mnh. 411 00:17:56,140 --> 00:17:58,170 To, na fita. 412 00:17:58,190 --> 00:18:00,120 A'a. Hmm 413 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,270 Kuna tsammanin Henry zai gafarta muku? 414 00:18:02,270 --> 00:18:04,720 Um, gafarta mani? Kuna wasa? 415 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,460 Yakamata yayi min godiya. 416 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:09,500 Daren yau ya kasance almara! 417 00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:11,100 Henry ya tafi wani shagali, 418 00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:12,510 rawa da wani dude mai suna Wayne, 419 00:18:12,510 --> 00:18:14,430 da kuma samar da tsaftataccen ruwan sha 420 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:16,730 zuwa ƙauyen duniya na uku gabaɗaya. 421 00:18:16,730 --> 00:18:18,490 Ee, kun yi gaskiya! 422 00:18:18,860 --> 00:18:19,940 Kuma Raj ya yi mamaki -- 423 00:18:19,950 --> 00:18:21,590 Kar ka yi tunanin ya taba zuwa wurin biki. 424 00:18:21,590 --> 00:18:24,770 A'a! Kuma Joan ya sami toner ta. 425 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:25,640 Ee. 426 00:18:26,530 --> 00:18:28,900 Kuma Larry yana da hazaka uku. 427 00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:32,780 Bari mu shigar da ku cikin wani abu mafi dadi, eh? 428 00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:51,630 Kai. 429 00:18:51,690 --> 00:18:53,960 Shin kun yi shafin likitan kan-kira? 430 00:18:55,190 --> 00:18:57,540 Na gode da yin kiran gida a ranar haihuwata. 431 00:18:57,540 --> 00:18:59,080 To, ba ranar haihuwar ku ba ne kuma. 432 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:01,120 Wannan jirgin kasa ya bar tashar. 433 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,820 Tasha ta gaba, AARP. 434 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,500 Yana da ɗan ƙarin birthday joshing. 435 00:19:06,910 --> 00:19:10,260 Amma, da gaske, jama'a, uh, zan iya shiga? 436 00:19:10,260 --> 00:19:10,960 Don Allah. 437 00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:16,330 Dauki rigata, don Allah. 438 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:20,430 Na tuba. 439 00:19:20,430 --> 00:19:21,820 Na yi ƙoƙari 440 00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:25,050 don zama ɗan haske da ban dariya. 441 00:19:25,970 --> 00:19:27,350 Amma gaskiya... 442 00:19:27,970 --> 00:19:30,500 A daren yau, kun tura ni waje na yankin jin dadi na. 443 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,170 Kuma idan hakan ta faru. 444 00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:36,730 Na kan zama sanyi da hukunci da azabtarwa. 445 00:19:39,070 --> 00:19:40,770 Iya, same. 446 00:19:44,830 --> 00:19:47,200 Na san ba a zahiri ba ne ranar haihuwar ku kuma 447 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,290 kuma ba ku da sha'awar kyauta ... 448 00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:53,040 Amma ina da kyauta guda ɗaya da nake so in ba ku. 449 00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:04,460 Zan kasance a nan duk dare. 450 00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:06,570 Gaskiya, jama'a. 451 00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:13,780 Ba don rashin hankali ba, amma rijiyoyin nawa suke bukata? 452 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:14,650 Ina nufin, ba za su iya yin farin ciki ba 453 00:20:14,650 --> 00:20:16,490 da rijiyar da na same su? 454 00:20:19,410 --> 00:20:20,630 To, wani kuma lafiya. 455 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,960 Ee, cajin katin akan fayil. 456 00:20:24,780 --> 00:20:26,650 Charlie yace kana son ganina. 457 00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:27,860 Ee. 458 00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:35,480 Ina so in nuna godiya ta 459 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:38,170 saboda kokarin da kuke yi a madadina. 460 00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:41,380 Na san manufarku ita ce sanya babbar rana ta ta musamman, 461 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:44,420 kuma, a baya, zan iya tabbatar da cewa, a gaskiya ... 462 00:20:44,780 --> 00:20:45,970 ya kasance. 463 00:20:46,670 --> 00:20:47,580 Menene? 464 00:20:48,030 --> 00:20:49,410 Na ji daɗi a wurin wasan kwaikwayo. 465 00:20:50,330 --> 00:20:51,630 Na gode da bikina. 466 00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:53,660 Yi hakuri na yi mugun nufi. 467 00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:56,310 Na san kuna jin daɗi. 468 00:20:56,310 --> 00:20:57,390 Domin kawai na gaya muku. 469 00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,310 A'a, saboda kuna kan YouTube. 470 00:20:59,360 --> 00:20:59,950 Menene? 471 00:20:59,950 --> 00:21:02,720 847 views! 472 00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:05,280 Na tafi hoto ko bidiyo mai zagaya yanar gizo da sauri! 473 00:21:05,290 --> 00:21:07,670 - M-hmm. - D-share wancan bidiyo! 474 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:13,300 Kai. Lallai ba ku da masaniya kan yadda intanet ke aiki. 475 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:16,140 Share wancan bidiyo! 476 00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:18,130 Wannan baya yin komai. Har yanzu ana wasa. 477 00:21:18,130 --> 00:21:18,970 A'a. 478 00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:21,810 Wannan gaskiya abin ban dariya ne a gare ni. 479 00:21:23,090 --> 00:21:25,280 Kun dai buga shi a ko'ina. 480 00:21:25,330 --> 00:21:29,880 Gyara da Aiki tare ta Sauƙaƙe Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0